What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Basketball Mom
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, lil' buddy. This joke is about the joke teller's mom who is being compared to a basketball. The joke teller says that his mom's "tits and ass are bouncy just like a basketball." That's a blue joke, see, cause it's about boobs and butts. You probably got a mom, which is great, since you need someone to take care of you.
Comments (4)
ADHD autist
How do you even know that about your mom? Have you ever touched those parts of your mother before?
Trump does standup
Im a cuming for ya mom now
Haven
Geez Pr. Trump don’t have to be so horny
Anonymous321
@ADHD autist No, but I ain't blind either, I see it. Trump does standup Ha.