Aed jokes
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!