Aed jokes
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.