I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
Sex Haver
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was OUTSTANDING in his field
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the GUTS