Aed jokes
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.