I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Listen up, you chucklehead. This "comedian" fella already had all sorts of random junk in his basement, right? But his buddy asks why he needs it all, and he says it's because after every show, folks tell him he needs "new material." Get it? They ain't talkin' 'bout art supplies or cloth. They mean he needs funnier jokes, ya dummy. I can't believe you didn't get that yourself. Sheesh.
