I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
JAred
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns