A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is that the cats are making puns using cat-related words. The first cat says "PAW-sitive" instead of "positive". The second cat says, "CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!" instead of "Have got to be kidding me right now!" Cats love cat puns. You probably think that this is dark humor, but if you want to be smart like me, don't tell jokes. If the joke is not funny it's funnier.
