Aed jokes
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.