Aed jokes
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.