Aed jokes
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
me eating with my famliy
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.