A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
There Can Be Only One
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Alright listen up, you chucklehead. So, this dude's classmate starts barking like a dog, right? And instead of being cool, this joker yells "Furry!" like it's some kinda gotcha moment. But, oh no, he feels bad after. So, get this, he drives her home, pretends to be sorry, and then, outta nowhere, screams "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" and bails out of the car. It's like a messed-up version of a Highlander movie reference gone wrong. And you probably think Highlander is a type of coffee. You probably think coffee comes from the Coffee Bean Fairy, or something like that. That's why you didn't get this joke.