Ground Zero jokes

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.