Ground Zero jokes
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.