Swung Around

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about two sex workers shootin' the breeze after a long night. One asks if the cops ever busted the other, but the other one jokes that she has been swung around by her tits instead.

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