An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
Alright, listen up, genius. You thinkin' 'bout whether the glass is half full or empty, and this smarty-pants scientist is all like, "Nah, it's full of air, dummy!" Then Africa rolls in and drops some truth, "Quit yer whining. You even got water?" It's funny 'cause it hits you hard that some folks got real problems while you're busy being a dumbass debating nothin'.
