Material jokes
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Make him read a book.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Like if you know what ashes are.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.