Material jokes
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Be papered.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.