These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
i have a jock about paper its tearable
Whats the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked
Velcro is such a rip-off
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
What’s the difference from Cotten and an orphan
One gets picked
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
want to hear a joke about paper
never mind its tearable
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
