"Sir, we noticed a 2-year gap in your resume."
"That was when I went to Yale."
"A Yale man? Well, you're hired!"
"Thanks! I really need this yob!"
The Yale Man
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy didn't go to Yale University; he was in 'jail.' He has an accent that swaps 'J' sounds with 'Y' sounds, which is why he says 'yob' instead of 'job.' You're probably the type of person who thinks a 2-year gap in a resume is just a really long lunch break.
Comments (1)
Jagged Zonkey
Where did you learn to do bookkeeping? "Yale"
And what was your name again? "Yackson"