Aed jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Hi person reading this.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.