Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
ISIS Safe Sex
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. So, ISIS is a group of real bad dudes, and this joke is about how they practice safe sex, which is already kinda twisted, right? Instead of using condoms, they mark the camels that kick. Because those camels are dangerous, and they wanna avoid gettin' hurt. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's messed up!