Aed jokes
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.