Aed jokes
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
I rescued a birdie
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.