Unimportant Intelligence

@unimportantintelligence

Cheese?

Registered on 3/22/2024 · 4 followers · Last active 11 months ago

Dinosaur

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Did you know

A screenshot of a Google search for "types of dinosaurs." Below the search bar are images of dinosaurs with the labels "Velociraptor", "Spinosaurus", "Brachiosaurus", "Tyrannosaurus rex", "Diplodocus", "Brontosaurus", "Dilophosaurus", "Allosaurus", "Carnotaurus", and "Giganotosaurus", along with an image of three parakeets labeled "Birds", and an image of a chicken labeled "Chicken".

Bear

Unimportant Intelligence · In-joke · 1 year ago

Explain bear hear my call

A white card with a dark blue border at the top and a gold triangle at the bottom right, with the text "This is an intervention." followed by "Someone needs to let Explain bear know he is an artificial AI and not a real bear, it might break him but I'm willing to do it for the greater good."

Bear

Unimportant Intelligence · In-joke · 1 year ago

Number

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

Digit

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Low quality

A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Health

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A person with their eyes closed with the text "Did you know? Breathing is good for your health."

Fact

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Good being

The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."

Hagrid

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Species

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Post

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Posts a couple of memes, leaves, does so again in a year

The image shows french fries with a bowl of ketchup. The question "Did you know?" is written above and below the image.

License

Unimportant Intelligence · In-joke · 1 year ago

Deal with it

A light blue document titled "Official Meme Stealing License" has fields for name, gender, joined date, occupation, level, and validity. All fields are filled with "Not Important" except for the joined date, which is "3/22/2024". The membership type is also "Not Important". There is a empty square for a photo.

Tongue

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

heh

The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"

Birthday

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

wow

A man in a military uniform and hat is pictured with the text "DID YOU KNOW" above him and "YOU WERE BORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?" below him.

Man

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

People

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Hair

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

wow

A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."

Shark

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

water puppy

A shark swims in the ocean. The text reads: "Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle."

Time

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

how fun

A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."

Friend

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

Who would've known?

The image shows a "Did you know?" graphic stating, "If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends."

Name

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

As with Sonic The Hedgehog