Vpn jokes
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Community talk
Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.
Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.
Bro my teacher BLOCKED this site, so I had to use a vpn to get back on. :(