Vpn

Vpn jokes

Fan

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

Porn

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Felon

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

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    • Viagra

    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

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    • Computer

    When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

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    • Community

    Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.

    Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.

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