Tourette jokes
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
