Tourette jokes
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
