Tourette jokes
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
