Tourette

Tourette Jokes

Space

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

People

Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?

Because they'll cause a car crash.

Memes

Shooting

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

Toy

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”