I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't people with tourettes learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
