Aed jokes

Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

when is rape wrong on so many levels?

inside a lift.

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.