Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead! You think this joke is about a regular dog, huh? No, it's a play on words. "Shingles" are roof tiles, but "woofer" sounds like "roofer." So, the dog wants to be a roofer, get it? Simple as that, ya dumb-dumb!
taraneh
its not that good
GeorgeBush
your parents are dissapointed