Suicidal Bungee Jumping

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how to trick a guy who wants to end it all into going bungee jumping. The punchline is tying the bungee cord around his neck instead of his feet, which means he's gonna go splat instead of bounce. Basically, it's a dark joke, which means it ain't for the faint of heart, especially someone as sensitive as you. Also, you need to understand the fact that bungee jumping is an activity where people jump from a high place while attached to a cord. Sheesh.