I tried a Lemonade from my Friend.It tasted fantatastic.
Tom
What is the Sexiest Animal alive?The Βυττerfly
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter
My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!