Tom

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Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter

My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"

Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!