Tulip jokes

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What flowers are on your face?

If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"

His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."

The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"

"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."

The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."

The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."

"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.