Birthday Party Jokes

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

Why did the guy's birthday party stink?

Because he was turning farty!

How do you organise a space themed birthday party?

You planet

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage

What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?

Getting lit.

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..

And into a children's birthday party.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”