I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

I wish my lawn was emo so I would not have to cut it would cut itself

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose

A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower