how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
