how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
