Dream Girl Guide

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How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, genius! You're so dense, light bends around you. This ain't a guide to snagging a girl. It's a roast about being forever alone. Pillow and blanket? You're just gonna dream about her 'cause you're too hopeless to get the real deal.

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