Dream Girl Guide

  • How to get a girl in three steps:

    Step 1: grab a pillow.

    Step 2: grab a blanket.

    Step 3: keep dreaming.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius! You're so dense, light bends around you. This ain't a guide to snagging a girl. It's a roast about being forever alone. Pillow and blanket? You're just gonna dream about her 'cause you're too hopeless to get the real deal.

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