Hillbilly jokes
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
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