How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Kick his mother in the jaw

How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

What do you call a hillbilly girl who’s faster then her brothers

A redneck virgin

How do you circumcis a hillbilly, Kick his sister in the jaw

What do you call a bumb person with. A brain a hillbilly