Aed jokes
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
mr. egg head
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.