Plastic

Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag

One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping

Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy

What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)

I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"