What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
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What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
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Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
There is an afghan barbie; it’s a blow up doll
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
