Aed jokes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!