Aed jokes
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”