Florida Man jokes

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.