I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Democracy is a Scam
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically this dude is saying a bunch of random stuff, right? Like, he's all over the place with his thoughts. And then he's just casually dropping bombs about shitting his pants and his dog's reaction. It's funny because it's so unexpected and gross, which you probably do more often than others because your brain is smooth.
NOT gay
good joke
straight
kinda bad :/ homophobic gay
Cincinnati
hot chocolate is the temperature of hell
Alpha beta transdolphin
This made me want to set up a go fund me for you