Scanner jokes

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

I know I'm valuable.

I come with a barcode.

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?

An-Thi-cho-rho-na.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!