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Walmart

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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  • Emo

    What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

    Two beeps went off.

    Self Harm

    I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

    Scan

    Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

    Alfred: Why?

    Me: because I'm worthless... =)

    Time

    Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

    self-checkout

    I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

    Emo

    I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

    It gave me a discount!

    Discount

    Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!