Scanner jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
