My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Listen here, genius. The joke is that the dude's comeback to being called a donkey was so bizarrely nice (he was happy to be *something* instead of *nothing*) that it threw his tormentor for a loop. Giving him a lollipop after that? Next level. The "Lolli-Popular" part is just a stupid pun on "lollipop" and "popular," because apparently, handing out candy makes you cool now. Which, frankly, explains a lot about you.
