Lightbulb jokes
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many cops does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, they’ll just beat the Black out of the room.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.