Lightbulb

Lightbulb Jokes

How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all Beat the room for being black.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman

What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They're both accidents

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

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