What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
