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whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can’t change anything.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because Feminists can’t solve problems.

How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

What makes you think feminist can change anything

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they’ll screw anything

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basements still dark.