How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black

whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman

What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They’re both accidents

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because Feminists can’t solve problems.

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

What makes you think feminist can change anything

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can’t change anything.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding feminists can’t change anything

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark…

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

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