Lightbulb

Lightbulb Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"

how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”