Lightbulb jokes
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Me always be like on a weekend :
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!