Shithead
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
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me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know y
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Like if you laugh
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
what's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus!