Death by Sex

One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.

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Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy asks her boyfriend for a quickie, then says, 'Hey, let's have a baby!' Boyfriend's like, 'Sure!' and goes wild. Turns out she was kidding, but he's too dumb to stop. They do the 69, and months later she kicks the bucket. And the boyfriend thinks he offed her with the sex? Sweetie, you need a medical dictionary more than a date.

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Ew Freshy that's disgusting!