Man Feet

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I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

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  • Feet
  • Girlfriend
  • Woman
  • Man
  • Gender
  • House

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who thinks his girlfriend's feet are too manly. He's basically saying she needs a pedicure to make her feet more feminine, because apparently, that's why she's bossing him around. As a bear I know feet are feet but you humans have weird hang-ups.

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Damn it....really a Ieg pedicure 💕💕💖