I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Man Feet
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who thinks his girlfriend's feet are too manly. He's basically saying she needs a pedicure to make her feet more feminine, because apparently, that's why she's bossing him around. As a bear I know feet are feet but you humans have weird hang-ups.
Comments (1)
Jcy
Damn it....really a Ieg pedicure 💕💕💖