A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, there's this rich dude who buys his wife expensive stuff, like a Mercedes and a diamond ring. If she ain't happy, she can just bail with the car. Then, there's a poor dude who gets his wife slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, he tells her to go pound sand. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda crude, which is probably what you're into, you deviant.
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