Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Listen here, you silly goose. The son knew he was adopted because he saw his parents texting about it on the dad's phone. Then, things get wild because the mom finds out the dad was cheating and dumps him right then and there! Now the son is hoping for a new dad. You see, things escalate quickly and unexpectedly. This is funny because it makes no sense! It preys on broken families like your own, nerd!
Aiden
he didnt say he was cheating
Dark wolf
The text the son held up wasnt the wife,it was his other girl
Gwen
Okay then...