Cadillac jokes

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?

Children.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.