Aed jokes
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.