Aed jokes
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Fr fr
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.
Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?