Bar Encounter

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So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

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  • Dad
  • Bar
  • Murder
  • Kid
  • Prostitution
  • Friend

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, the dude's dad walks into a bar, right? There's a hooker and a kid offering, uh, services. The punchline is that the kid is Madeleine McCann, who went missing. So, the dude is being edgy.

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