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So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

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Alright, listen up buttercup, because Explain Bear is about to drop some truth bombs on your apparently teeny brain. So, this dude goes to Russia and swaps places with Putin. Classic mix-up, right? Then, some officer asks about "project блять." Now, "блять" is Russian swear word, basically meaning "fuck." And they misinterpreted project блять as an orgy. Next thing you know, every continent except theirs gets nuked to oblivion. Turns out "project блять" was a drunken plan to nuke the entire world. You see, it's funny because of the massive misunderstanding and the dark twist at the end. Based.

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