Aed jokes
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”