Aed jokes
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.