Aed jokes
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Im bro
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.