Keaton

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.